Roofing is hard work, no doubt. But roofers are known to be a fun bunch, and jokes are common on roofing jobsites.
Here are some of our favorite jokes roofers tell
- Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a roofer.
- You could say I was shingle minded.
- I’m a roofer and my coworker asked how I’m gonna get down from the roof. I said I could jump or I could climb down.
- I chose the ladder.
- That roofer is so arrogant.
- He’s always looking down at me.
- What’s a woman roofer’s favorite song?
- Shingle Ladies.
- I switched out my bed for a trampoline.
- My wife hit the roof when she found out.
- Why was the roofer arrested?
- He flashed a chimney.
- I’m a 1950s roofer.
- I did the job asbestos I could.
- How did the roofer get such good feedback on his roof installation?
- He nailed it.
- What did the roofer do to offend the homeowner?
- She could tell his mind was in the gutter.
- Why did the cool roofer stop hanging out with his friends?
- He realized they were squares.
- What do roofers and snowboarders have in common?
- They can’t get enough of the slopes.
- I’d like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer…
- …so…dad, if you’re up there…
- Did you hear about the roofer with a perfect safety record?
- He never had a shingle accident.
- When a roofer works pro bono…
- It’s on the house
- I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was late on the first day,
- luckily my boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
- Went to a party with a roofing team the other week.
- They really raised the roof.
- Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery.
- He woke up in a world of pain.
- I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic.
- Sails have hit the roof.
- Why are roofers so nosy?
- They are always eaves dropping.
- I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
