Jokes Roofers Tell

jokes roofers tell

Roofing is hard work, no doubt. But roofers are known to be a fun bunch, and jokes are common on roofing jobsites.

Here are some of our favorite jokes roofers tell

  • Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a roofer.
    • You could say I was shingle minded.
  • I’m a roofer and my coworker asked how I’m gonna get down from the roof. I said I could jump or I could climb down.
    • I chose the ladder.
  • That roofer is so arrogant.
    • He’s always looking down at me.
  • What’s a woman roofer’s favorite song?
    • Shingle Ladies.
  • I switched out my bed for a trampoline.
    • My wife hit the roof when she found out.
  • Why was the roofer arrested?
    • He flashed a chimney.
  • I’m a 1950s roofer.
    • I did the job asbestos I could.
  • How did the roofer get such good feedback on his roof installation?
    • He nailed it.
  • What did the roofer do to offend the homeowner?
    • She could tell his mind was in the gutter.
  • Why did the cool roofer stop hanging out with his friends?
    • He realized they were squares.
  • What do roofers and snowboarders have in common?
    • They can’t get enough of the slopes.
  • I’d like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer…
    • …so…dad, if you’re up there…
  • Did you hear about the roofer with a perfect safety record?
    • He never had a shingle accident.
  • When a roofer works pro bono…
    • It’s on the house
  • I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was late on the first day,
    • luckily my boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
  • Went to a party with a roofing team the other week.
    • They really raised the roof.
  • Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery.
    • He woke up in a world of pain.
  • I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic.
    • Sails have hit the roof.
  • Why are roofers so nosy?
    • They are always eaves dropping.
  • I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.